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A man in Bellevue, Ohio was arrested for having sex with a picnic table. Not on a picnic table – with a picnic table. He was videotaped four times having “relations” with his round picnic table, turning it on its side and utilizing the umbrella hole.

Check out the video from Channel 11 in Toledo:

Naturally, Mr. Price has issues other than an unusual love for outdoor furniture. He has a wife and three children. The poor wife probably got sick of wearing tableclothes for her husband’s pleasure. The felony charges against him were dismissed, but he will probably be charged with misdemeanors. Worse yet, he is going to be the butt of jokes for awhile. While Price’s life is miserable, comedians and pundits everywhere are grateful.

Scott Adams (Dilbert’s creator) and his readers have plenty of commentary.

I only have one thought – if this guy is willing to humiliate himself and stand naked outside on a cold day, that must be some table!